They tell us we have to self-isolate

In order the virus can’t replicate

Week one is gone

But time seems too long

I reckon I need to self-medicate

 

By Geoff Hodgkinson

A little poem to cheer you up by Janet Palmer

 

In the next few weeks 

our true colours will show

even the wavy and sleeks,

the grey hair will show

the roots will come through

Whatever will we all do.

 

We should have heeded the warnings

and stocked up on dye

but there's milk bread and loo roll

far for a rainy day.more pressing to buy. 

So as your hair grows longer 

and turns silver grey 

Just think of the wonga

You'll save for a rainy day.